To me, aprons are bibs for adults. I’m a messy eater! This is the Grill Sergeant Apron. It prepares you for even the most brutal of BBQs with its bottle opener, 3 tool pockets, 4 sauce pockets, salt & pepper pockets and an artillery belt that holds 6 cans. The apron is one size fits all, because this is Americuh, dammit. The fattest nation in the history of Earth! This is gonna be the perfect addition to my next cook out. Lord knows I need all the help I can get. It’s a real battle eating enough food to feed an entire troop when you’re only an army of one.