Ahhh there’s nothing better than curling up with a raunchy novel and a hot cup of looseleaf (!!!) tea based on said book. Tea and erotic fiction enthusiast Eleanor Justice knows this and has concocted 50 Shades Of Earl Grey, sold by Adagio Teas. It’s made up of rooibois earl grey, orange peel, marigold flowers, and a hint of pheromes. Look, I have nothing against Fifty Shades of Grey, it’s just not my cup of tea (!!!). Mainly because I’m not allowed to read romance novels. They’re just too steamy! Plus, let’s just be honest here… wieners are gross.