Because the bacon fad will never truly die until there’s a bacon version of EVERYTHING, here’s the Bacon Suit sold by Stupid.com, which is just entirely too appropriate. The inedible formal wear only comes in one size (which I assume is Big-Fat) and is made from 100% polyester. If you ask me, the thing should be made out of 100% bacon. But you didn’t ask me. In fact, you never do, in fact. I mean, I have opinions about things and stuff, you know!