As I’ve said before, the bacon craze will never end until there’s a baconized version of EVERY SINGLE THING that’s ever existed, and of course that applies to Pixie Stix. Instructables user Canida brings us Bacon Pixie Stix. The recipe calls for bacon (surprise!), dextrose powder, cornstarch, tapioca maltodextrin (LOLWUT?), citric acid, and, I’m assuming, the will power it takes to NOT eat the bacon before you actually turn it into pixie powder. Unfortunately, it slipped my mind to pick up the appropriate portion of will power while I was out at the grocery store! I guess it’s just gonna be have to be regular bacon for me this time. And probably every time, if we’re being honest. It’s just better this way!