Hold on to you butts! Seriously — get a tight grip on a cheek in each hand. Soon you will be able to buy packages of all pink Starburst. They’ll only be available for a limited time only, so if you see them, buy them all to be sure you are stocked up for life. Everyone else can just suck it (“it” being “gross yellow Starburst”). WAIT. Don’t do that. That’s just rude. Everyone should get a pack of all pink Starburst! Unless of course someone doesn’t want theirs, in which case, okay, fine, I’ll take it.