Bunters Fresh sells this Shit The Bed Hot Sauce for $13 a bottle. Because why not eat something that guarantees you shit the bed, right? Well, if you’re honestly asking, I can think of many a reason! Shitting the bed is a terrible time, for example. Take it for someone who’s been there. Many times! So many times, in fact, it’s impossible to keep track! What? I don’t have a problem, you have a problem!