Randy Clemens, author of The Sriracha Cookbook brings us Gourmet Sriracha Salt. The spicy seasoning is a dehydrated mixture of Sriracha sauce, kosher salt, garlic powder, and cayenne pepper. The product site claims the stuff tastes just like Sriracha, only in salt form. Based on the reviews left on Amazon it sounds pretty good — all 5 stars! Except for the one dude who gave it 3. Because he totallyyyy could’ve made it himself with ingredients that anyone can buy at the grocery store. Yeah, man. Totally. I bet I could do make it myself too. I bet we ALL could. But you know what? The rest of us are honest with ourselves and know that as easy as the process might be, we’re not gonna actually do it. If anything we’ll collect the ingredients at the grocery store and then let them gather dust on the counter until we shove them into the back of the cabinet. The Sriracha Salt-less cabinet. Which is exactly why we pay Randy over here to make it for us. And we love him for it.