Stop everything!!!!! Your prayers have been answered, provided you have prayed for a Hidden Valley Ranch Fountain. Which, let’s be honest, who hasn’t? I honestly can’t think of one person. You can buy one for $100, which includes a year’s worth of dressing. Wow. I am legitimately floored. This is truly exceptional. I believe I speak for us all when I say: that is a STEAL. What is this, my birthday? NO! But with all this talk about ranch dressing, it might as well be.