Because nothing screams classy like a set of novelty salt and pepper shakers that look like two pigs doin’ the dirty, here’s a set of novelty salt and pepper shakers that look like two pigs doin’ the dirty. And just when you thought the concept couldn’t possibly get any classier, they’re called Porkin’ Pigs Salt & Pepper Shakers. Well damn, that’s too much. And coming from a person who’s got a Big Mouth Billy Bass hanging over her fireplace mantel and multiple ‘I’m with Stupid’ T-shirts in a variety of colors, that’s really saying something. A lot of sad somethings if we’re getting right down to it.