Russ is a man. A man who has wonderful, thoughtful, kind friends. Case in point: Russ’ pals changed the plumbing in his home to spit out beer instead of water. They did this as a trick, but to be honest, this really sounds more like a treat. Well, depending on the beer, anyway. I mean, if it’s like Miller Light or whatever, then what’s the point? That’s just replacing water with water, if you ask me. Replacing water with wine? Now THAT is pretty cool. Can I get a wut wut, Jesus? You know what I’m talking about! *high fives*