Wrapping paper is pretty wasteful. But how the hell are we supposed to present gifts? Personally I just email the receiver a picture of what I was going to buy for them. Partially because I like to be environmentally friendly, but mostly because I’m cheap. Fortunately, Eden’s Paper is looking to sell 100% plantable wrapping paper. It’s wrapping paper embedded with seeds. Currently they’ve got a Kickstarter campaign to fund the product. Choose from carrot, brocolli, onion, tomato, and chilli paper. All you gotta do is plant the paper in soil and add water. But first you got to unwrap the gift, you big goofus! Unless planting your gift will create a tree that produces exponentially more gifts, in which case, what planet do you live on and can I come live with you? Mama wants a pizza tree!