Sankt Gallen, the Japanese brewery who brought us chocolate beer served in a chocolate glass which sounds delicious, is now selling this elephant dung beer. Which sounds disgusting. The booty juice is called Un, Kono Kuro and apparently sold out within a matter of hours. That is a-okay with me. Look, if I wanted to drink beer that tastes like ass, I’d drink Natty Ice. I know I’ve said before that I’ve never met an alcoholic beverage I didn’t like, but you know what they say:
don’t ever put poop in your mouth even if it’s got booze in it there’s a first time for everything.