Magnolia Bakery sold some Dexter-themed cupcakes in celebration of the season premiere. This is one of those cupcakes. Just kidding, I bet this one was probably just photographed for the promo ads and then tossed aside like an unwanted cupcake. YOU MONSTERS! The murderous treats are red velvet with vanilla icing, the blood is blood, and the glass is glass! Jk jk, the blood is a syrup dyed red and the shards are actually sugar glass. Sugar glass? Well, that’s not very serial killer-y. I was expecting like, razor blades baked inside of these babies. Now that’d really be something. Wow, these cupcakes are super realistic — the blood really tastes like blood! Oh… oh no.