Are you all ready for some Christmas cheer?! This is Firebox’s Reindeer Pâté. That’s right, meats made out of Dasher, Squeezer, Squiggle, Prancer, Wiener and the rest of the gang. It’s supposed to taste like the real thing. Don’t tell Santa, but I think this sounds delish. I’ve been on his bad list for years :/ It hurts. Bad. Is it not enough to be a dejected member of society?! I’ve on the naughty list for years and it feels like a catch 22, ya know? I’m bad because I’m naughty and I’m naughty because I’m bad.