The best kind of milk is chocolate. The second best kind of milk
comes from your mother’s teat is the kind that’s made after being contaminated with sweet, sugary cereal. But now you don’t even NEED cereal to acheive that delicious taste thanks to the good people over at Cow Wow. They’re selling the cereal flavored milk in 8 oz packages. Currently they’ve got Chocolate Chip Cathy, Fruity Trudy, Honey Beatrice, Cinny Minny, Peanut Butter Bessie, and Frosty Francine. Mmm, I’ll have a gallon of each! Know what the best part is? The best part is, this moo-juice is organic. Haha! Jk jk, the best part is that it’s milk that tastes like cereal.