Thank goodness Ben & Jerry has a lock to keep our ice creams safe from people who have NO RESPECT AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO FINISH OFF ALL YOUR ICE CREAM. Sorry… I’ve been burned and I’m still not over it yet. But what about your precious wine collection? Since I can’t trust my roommate (he’s not only a dairy thief but also a wino) I’ve been reduced to sleeping with my stash. And let me tell you, it is NOT comfortable snuggling up with a bunch of leaky boxes. On the plus side, it does make the midnight glug sesh a lot more convenient. Fortunately for those of you who are classy, aka buy bottled wine, there’s the combination bottle lock. Set up a four-digit numerical code and thwart any wine thieves. But don’t forget the combination or you’ll have to just bust open the bottle and take your chances swallowing glass. Definitely a price I’m willing to pay.