Oscar Mayer, a brand popular for its wieners *snickers* is selling bacon infused hot dogs just in time for Memorial Day. Sounds delicious, but bacon infused? Why not make bacon wrapped hot dogs like a regular damn person who wants to gorge on bacon and hot dogs simultaneously? Yeah, I guess you’re right — ain’t nobody got time fo dat. Except me. When it comes to bacon, hot dogs, bacon-hot dogs, and asking strangers personal questions, I’ve got allllllllll the time in the world. Are you an innie or an outtie?


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