Etsy shop LucilleMaul is selling this amazing apron. It says ‘Hot and Fresh Out The Kitchen’ a line from the song ‘Ignition Remix’ by R. Kelly. Oh god, an R. Kelly inspired apron? Please don’t make a pee-pee joke, please don’t make a pee-pee joke, please don’t make a pee-pee joke. Um, uhhh… ♫Baby gimme dat toot-toot, and lemme give ya that beep beep♫ Okay, phew! The urge has passed to make any kind of urine-related jokes, guys. We’re in the clear. That was a close one.