Goodbye Cruel World: Bacon Coffin

Goodbye Cruel World: Bacon Coffin

In “Please please please let this be an early April Fool’s joke” news, this is the Bacon Coffin created by the J&D’s. They’re the same dudes who brought us Bacon Lube. Do you think this is taking the whole bacon craze thing too far? Look, I can appreciate the romanticism behind being buried with the thing you love most. Me? I’ve got plans to drown in a vat of Rocky Road. And I’ve requested they just leave me in there, allowing my body to decompose and become one with the ice cream. But this Bacon Coffin? Totally different. It’s not made of bacon. It doesn’t smell like bacon. It doesn’t taste like bacon. Aren’t these two factors the entire point of bacon? Is this not bacon blasphemy?! You guys let me know when you offer bacon embalming and THEN we’ll talk.



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