Betabrand brings us Gluttony Pants, perfect for ultimate feasting at the buffet. The trousers come equipped with three buttons to accommodate your ever-growing gut. The 3 levels span from ‘Piglet’ onto ‘Sow’ and end with full on, fat-ass ‘Boar.’ Anything after that and you might as well take your damn pants off because clearly you have NO SHAME. Or self control when it comes to the Golden Corral. No judgey! This is coming from a person who binge eats herself into a coma on a regular basis. I’m basically a pro. And damn yeah I’ve got a pair of what one might refer to as Gluttony Pants. And those babies didn’t set me back 100 bones. They’re called sweat pants. Elastic waist bands are where it’s at, yo!