Etsy shop Alitteawesome is selling these alotawesome Girl Scout cookie earrings. They look like Somoas, arguably the best Girl Scout cookie in the world. You know why there are no Lemonade cookie earrings? For obvious reasons (they are the worst). The REAL QUESTION is why do they exist in real life? Who even buys those? People who hate themselves? Because, okay, that actually makes me kinda sad.