Who has time for breakfast these days? Furthermore, who has time to floss? Kill two birds with one stone thanks to Breakfast Dental Floss. Now you can enjoy the taste of crispy bacon in the morning without all the hassle of smoke detectors or waking up earlier. Available in coffee, waffle, and bacon flavors, this tasty floss may not actually be part of a balanced breakfast, but it’s sure beats that yucky mint stuff. If only they had a flavor for my favorite breakfast: a Kripsy Kreme donut smothered in American cheese and topped with chocolate covered bacon.