Pizza is the food of the gods and bacon makes basically anything better, so Little Caesars did the most logical thing possible: introduce a deep-dish pizza with a bacon-wrapped crust. Three and a half feet of bacon, just so we’re clear. The pig-za will be available from February 23 through some time in late April. One thing’s for certain is this is exactly how I want to go. At least yall could say I died happy. If you’re worried my
shit pizza eating grin would freak out the funeral-goers, then have it closed casket. Do what you gotta do, I couldn’t care less. Like, literally. Could not care less. Because I’ll be dead. So you have my permission do whatever you want. Hell, you could even force feed my corpse more pizza. Actually, that’s a great idea — add it to my final wishes.