Deciding what to drink can prove to be a real task. Especially when you’re like me — I don’t care what it tastes like, I just want to get drunk! The Cocktail Dice, designed by Lea Redmond of Leafcutter Designs, will guide the way. It comes with a set of 8 wooden dice and a BONUS shaker. Each side of a die displays variables like type of liquor, fruit juices, preparation, and seasonings & soda waters. So! Roll the dice annnnd… I got whiskey, grenadine, martini, and uh, pearl onion? That sounds like a terrible drink. But do you think that’s gonna stop me from chugging it? Hell no! You know what they say, beggars can’t be choosers. Which brings me to my next point: are you gonna finish that warm beer orrrrr?