Now that we’ve got Thanksgiving Feast out of the way, bring on Christmas Dinner! That’s when shit gets real. REALLY REAL. But what if you’re not quite a pro in the kitchen? Or you’ve been banned from all family gatherings, forcing you to celebrate alone? I mean, seriously? I ruin one holiday and — okay, you’re right. More than one, but still. Banned? Forever? God, I’m so alone! Forever! Enter the Christmas Dinner In A Can. It’s a turkey casserole with all the fixin’s, like winter vegetables, chipolatas, stuffing balls, and cranberry jelly. Plus it’s self-heating meaning you don’t even need a microwave to have your sad, sad lonely party of 1. The only thing it’s lacking is seconds. You gotta buy 2 can if you want seconds. Okay, but what if you want thirds? I’m definitely gonna want thirds. At least.