Sometimes you need a little somethin’ somethin’ to help you get through the holiday season madness. Or if you’re like me, you need a lot of somethin’ somethin’. But that’s neither here nor there. I don’t have a problem, you have a problem! These are booze-infused marshmallows. They come in two different flavors, Maker’s Mark and Guinness, both of which help you get a little tipsy on the sly. I guess you could call them toasted marshmallows. Because they get you toasted. Get it? Ehh? Meh, forget it. I suggest you keep these things out of reach of children. The last thing you want is your little cousins eating your boozey marshmallow stash. Especially my little cousins. Ugh! Those kids just can’t hold their liquor.