Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout is a beer. A beer brewed with bull balls. It was created by Denver’s Wynkoop Brewing Company earlier this year as an April Fool’s Joke, but now they made it for real. Why? Because people are freaky, that’s why. There are 25 pounds of bull testicles in the 8-barrel batch. Each nut was sliced and roasted before it joined the brew. I… would not drink that. Hell, just last night I chugged a beer that I was well aware had a hair in it. It was not mine. But bull balls? Naw. That’s where I draw the line. That, and… well, that’s about it.