Bacon + Lube = Baconlube

Bacon + Lube = Baconlube

A few years ago Baconlube was just an April Fool’s joke, but now they’re allegedly releasing the product for real! They better not be trying to pull a fast one, but even if they are, you know I can’t pass up an opportunity to talk about my two favorite things: bacon and dude wiener gettin’ freakaaaay. Baconlube is supposed to be completely safe to ingest and taste just like bacon. Umm, look — I realize this is some kinda product for sexy time, but I don’t need any kinda wieners and whatnot gettin’ in between me and that bacon-y goodness. Alls I need is a straw and I’m good to go! Om nom nom.

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