The always increasing array of bacon flavored products proves that everything should taste like delicious pig. Even our young. Now there’s even Bacon Soda (not to be confused with baking soda), a carbonated beverage flavored to taste just like everyone’s favorite breakfast meat. Thank goodness, because I’ve been having a hard time getting my bacon fix when I’m on the go. Did you know they don’t allow food on the bus? Well, they don’t allow drink either but that doesn’t stop me from administering a little snack intravenously. And believe you me, it’s far easier to inject liquids than solid food. Trust — 400 mg of bacon bits coursing through your veins is actually more painful than you’d think.