Ever wish you could wear the Solo Cup jazzy design emblazoned across your midsection? You’re in luck, you strange, beautiful creature. 1991 Inc is selling the Paper Cup Sweater for $70. Cool, but I’m more of a Dixie cup gal myself. Jk, I don’t use cups, I drink straight from the bottle. Beverage doesn’t come in a bottle? I don’t drink it. Who’s the strange, beautiful creature now? Still you. Always you, boo!