These days you can send nearly anything in the mail: Glitter! Poop! Farts! Gummy peens! And now you can send tea bags too. Tea Bag By Mail is a service that will anonymously deliver your enemies a testicle-shaped tea bag. It’s reusable AND comes with a BONUS packet of nut free loose leaf tea. I see what you did there. Not saying I like it, but I see it. Jk, I totally like it. I, too, have the mind of a 12 year old. You’re right — I’m being generous. My mind is 11, tops.
Thanks to Brody for sending in the tip!