I like my sugar with coffee and cream! And I like my coffee in a mug wearing a sweater. With mittens. Plus a little pocket. What can I say, I’m very high maintenance. Thankfully someone understands me: Etsy shop mugsweater (not to be confused with cuphoodie) is selling knit sweaters for coffee mugs. In fact, they’re even selling patterns to knit your own. But why would you do that when there’s someone who’ll do it for you?” says the mind of a lazy person. And I should know — world’s laziest person in the house, what what!