Here’s a view from the tippy top of the tallest waterslide EVAR. It’s called the Meg-a-Blaster and is being built over at Schlitterbahn park in Kansas City. The towering slide measures nearly 140 feet high and will presumably send you careening to your death. Upon looking at the photo, I asked aloud “How do people not die?” to which my creepy-ass roommate looking over my shoulder replied “Well it aint open yet, B. Just give it time.” Then he patted me reassuringly as if that is what I would have liked. I don’t blame him for thinking that, because I’m pretty sick. Not THAT sick, but still… pretty damn sick.