A long time ago, in a playroom far far away, one dad was busy raising his daughter while running a Galactic Empire. Vader’s Little Princess is a story about what might have been if Leia had been raised by her real father (SPOILER!) Darth Vader. It actually makes her ridiculous bun hair make a lot more sense—dads are terrible at doing hair. In this sweet satirical book, Vader raises Leia from a sweet little girl to a rebellious teen. You get to see him teach her how to brush her teeth, meet her bf’s (and puts them in carbonite), and restrict her time chatting with her friends via hologram—just like any normal parent.