Because dreams really do come true, Cruisin’ Tiki is a company selling tiki bar boats. They’re starting at $16,500, but if you want a motor (WHICH YOU DO), you’re gonna have to cough up around $21,500. That’ll get you one with a motor, fuel tank, chairs, fresh water connections, shore power, and it’s all Coast Guard compliant. Awesome. I want one. No — I want ten! That’s one for me and one for every single one of my friend, plus eight extra tiki bar boats for god only knows who. Maybe one’s for you! Anything is possible in this totally fictional scenario I just made up in my head.