Some people have lofty dreams of being an astronaut, a veterinarian, or even the next president. Others are more realistic and just hope they’ll make it through till the morning. For the crazies who aspire to be a super hero, there’s the Super Hero In A Box. It’s…probably the closest they’ll ever get to feeling like they could do anything meaningful in life, so just play along, okay? The kit includes a bad-ass cape, mysterious mask and wrist bands. No word on whether it comes with super powers, but for $20 bucks, I wouldn’t count on it. Just, you know, go sit in front of the microwave on HIGH for a few days and you’ll be well on your way to being a super hero. Or a vegetable.