This is Mr. Balls. He’s a mascot for AAPC, a Brazilian non-profit that helps people with cancer. Why does their mascot have to be a giant sack of nards? I don’t know. But I don’t like it. They could have picked any body part other than a pair of testes with grody hair, googly eyes, arms, legs, and a crookedy-ass smile. Just… anything but that. Seriously. Anything. Hell, I’d take a frowny b-hole with a thousand mile stare over this guy. Just as long as there’s no more Mr. Balls, okay? Okay? PROMISE ME.