LOLWUT?!: Spongebob Adult Film

In news that will destroy your childhood, hardcore pr0n site (which, SPOILER: is NSFW) has released a SpongeBob SquarePants parody adult film. It’s called SpongeKnob SquareNuts and features the grodiest looking human-SpongeBob I’ve ever seen. Seriously, he looks like a block of moldy cheese. Which is not very sexy. Just one peep at this dude and you’ll get whatever the opposite of a boner is. Unless you’re into moldy cheese, in which case WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? The freakshow vid is available free of charge. But you know what they say: nothing in life is free. Because even though you won’t have to shell out any actual cash to view the film, you’ll have the image of SpongeKnob SquareNuts’ moldy cheese peen burned into your memory. For eternity. Your privates will never be the same again!


We want to know all of your thoughts and feelings. Please share them in great detail below.

Want More Incredible Things?

Sign up for the Incredible Things daily email. All the cool kids are doing it.