Want your heart to fall out of your butthole as a result of sheer fear? Weird! But you’re in luck — the Great Horror Campout is an all-night camping experience that is sure to bring you to your knees. Annnnd your heart out of your butthole, as promised. It’s basically a 12-hour horror movie IRL. Imagine all the terrifying creatures and characters of your nightmares in the flesh, out to get you. Admission gets you a tent and the thrill of a lifetime. Or at least a serious dump in the back of your pants. Of course you’ll never actually be in any real danger; the goal is to scare the bejesus out of you. Or maybe even scare the Jesus into you! Gramma would be proud.