Disney movies give little kids the impression that all you gotta do is dream a little and you can have it all! Money! Fame! A sexy-ass prince for a husband! But they’re all lies. LIES! Regular loser frumpadumps like me can’t have any of those things. And people who are more fortunate in the life and looks department should just be grateful that they’re not Quasimodo and move along. This is a series showing what the movies would be titled if Disney was being honest. The collection’s by Keepers Of The Real Christine Gritmon and Nick Nadel from The FW. Clearly that Disney dreams are a lie. From personal experience? I don’t know. Maybe they’re just as bad off as I am. Not likely though! It takes some serious practice to be this pitiful.