Following the news that Georgey sold
his soul to Satan LucasFilm to Disney, Darth Vader was spotted at the Happiest Place On Earth. NO, not Taco Bell on free chalupa day. Disneyland. Darth Vader went to Disneyland. And there’s video! It captures the Dark Lord and two of his Storm Trooper cronies enjoying the hell out of the theme park AND we even catch Vader perving out on the Disney Princesses at the 0:40 mark. He’s totally feeling Cinderella which makes me nervous. I heard he’s a real heart breaker not to mention she’s married. Run, Cindy! Leave the damn glass slipper behind and RUN.