Want to dine surrounded by dicks? Head right in to the Deulmusae restaurant! It’s found in Pocheon, South Korea and is filled to the brim with all kinds of penis-y stuff. Sure beats regular-ass restaurants themed after like, the rainforest or the Austrailian outback. Actually, I take it back about the second one… Bloomin’ Onion FTW! That sauce tho. But back to the peen restaurant (peenstaurant?) — I wonder if it’s hard to make reservations. Pun intended! Because I am 12. Does the thought of feasting among dongs rub you the wrong way? Then maybe this isn’t the place for you. Wait, no: definitely. This definitely is not the place for you.