Caption This! Parade Floats (Win Stuff)

Caption This! Parade Floats (Win Stuff)

We spent a lot of time looking at incredible, funny and weird photos every week and frankly, our brains are fried. We can’t come up with any captions other than “What is this I don’t even…” So now we’re looking to you guys to come up with ’em. Each week we’ll post a new photo for you to caption and send the winner a mystery prize.

How to Enter

Step 1: Leave a comment below with your best caption (sign up for Disqus)
Step 2: Check back next week for the winner and a new Caption This! contest

Last Caption This! Winner

Thanks to everyone who participated in our last Caption This! contest. Here’s the winning caption:


Congrats Kate Powell! You won a zero gravity Fisher Space Pen!

Via: Pleated-Jeans

We want to know all of your thoughts and feelings. Please share them in great detail below.
  • Jenni Chasteen

    Spiderman, Spiderman
    Inappropriately sniffing Uncle Sam

  • William

    Well, that’s one way to get your Spidey Senses tingling…

  • Tobi

    The American Spideypede 😀

  • Huggy

    Cleaning Up Justice, one lick at a time – Uncle Sam, I want You !!!

  • Uncle Sam: “I want YOU *points at Spiderman* to sniff my b-hole”

  • JoyousJeff

    No I said he needs the Heimlich maneuver! Not the Hind Lick maneuver. Well at least he spit out the food in his mouth…

  • JoyousJeff

    Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we try to deceive.

  • Jillian

    The view from here is Yankee doodie dandy!

  • Faye Peterson

    “My Spidey senses are telling me that Uncle Sam has fallen flat on his face and once again is taking it in the ass!”

  • rebecca

    a new twist on an old parade……

  • Mark Schipper


  • Kenr61

    Uncle Sam is feeling deflated – Spidey to the rescue!!

  • Jess

    Spider Man with Uncle Sam.

  • Kahdija Delania Wells

    Even Spider Man has to do it.

  • Kahdija Delania Wells

    Spider Man throws 1/2 down on delinquent $69 tax bill.

  • oldbaby

    i can taste the freedom

  • Megan Weaver

    This brings a whole new meaning to kissing americas butt

  • Carlo Wirth

    Cleaning out Americass spiderwebs

  • Cee Jay

    Free health care my ass

  • Jennifer

    Yep Sam, I think it is the bacon you’re smelling!

  • Antoinette Linklater

    Eat my shorts Spiderman!

  • Patrick D. Caton

    Look! Even superheroes have to swallow shit from the government.

  • Erica Shannon

    Hello?! I’m looking for STEVE ROGERS?! Captain, are you in there?

  • Emily Foereal

    “With great power comes great responsibility.”

  • Derek Mowrey

    Grand Marshal, there’s a spider in my salad!

  • Sue Clarke

    My spider senses are telling me this is where I can find the world wide web,

  • Hawaiian Mayhem!


  • Nick Hayes Woodward

    “Is it ok to go ass to mouth? i don’t know its a toss up”

  • Pontificate

    I didn’t know centipedes were actually arachnids.

  • Nick Hayes Woodward

    americas going down the tube

  • Mingnon

    Nothing like some all-american gravy.

  • dustin

    Tax! I said TAX!!! We should tax salad!

  • Libby Carlson

    “Uncle Sam want’s you…to lick his butthole”

  • Michael Seitz

    Human Centipede 3 The Taste of Freedom.

  • Julie hartl

    Uncle Sam… Is finally OUT OF THE CLOSET!

  • Collin

    My spider senses are tingling… That’s not the only thing tingling..

  • Damian Tong

    Red, White and Ewwwww…..

  • Jacqui H

    holy shit balls batman

  • B.J. Winzer

    Look out, here cums the Spider-Man

  • lindsaybabroski

    My spidey-senses tell me that your head is stuck up your ass, but it’s too far up there for me to see without a flashlight.

  • Rachelle Fewell

    is that baked beans i smell,did you just let one rip

  • Ryan

    Your “friendly” neighborhood Spiderman.

  • eric riss

    M.J. its not what it looks like

  • Cory McCasland

    The execution of Marvel and DC’s decision to resume crossovers surprised many.

  • Cleavy

    Nothing like a push-up competition to get the spider senses tingling.

  • April

    Spider-Man always volunteers to toss the salad at Thanksgiving.

  • Yvonne Newman

    My Spider sciences tell me this is where the tax payers will find all their tax missing and ill spent dollars……

  • Lucille Johnson

    Smells like team spirit..

  • “For once, somebody is fucking Uncle Sam!”

  • Mary Bukowski-Moorer

    Smells like FREEDOM!

  • What? My spidey senses were tingling…

  • alohagalyn

    Even with Spiderman’s help, Obama Care can’t get off the ground.

  • workload

    “Eat a nigga ass like an almond joy”

  • Terri Hill Call

    American’s have been taking it up the butt by politicians and I am checking to see if any are stuck in there so I can save them.

  • Andrew Specht

    my spidey sense tells me this country is going to shit

  • Jimw

    My acute senses tell me something stinks in American politics!!

  • Zaise

    Smells like freedom.

  • twebb2199

    And then i’ll have health insurance…my spidey sense stopped tingling

  • Scott DeYager

    The initiation to become an Avenger is no joke.

  • Ramiro lopez

    Batman lied to me again. This cant be the entrance to bat cave.

  • EduArdo Juärez

    This isn’t mary jane’s ass.

  • Karl Chadwick

    Spiderman thought his date with Captain America was going exceptionally well.

  • Sommer

    I WANT YOU! …to get my spidey senses tingling.

  • Bevi

    Hold still! My spider senses detect a fly.

  • geekay

    brobdinagian spiderman on a crawl!

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