Caption This: Ice Cream Nose (Win Stuff)

Caption This: Ice Cream Nose (Win Stuff)

We spent a lot of time looking at incredible, funny and weird photos every week and frankly, our brains are fried. We can’t come up with any captions other than “What is this I don’t even…” So now we’re looking to you guys to come up with ’em. Each week we’ll post a new photo for you to caption and send the winner a mystery prize.

How to Enter

Step 1: Leave a comment below with your best caption (sign up for Disqus)
Step 2: Check back next week for the winner and a new Caption This! contest

Last Caption This! Winner

Thanks to everyone who participated in our last Caption This! contest. Here’s the winning caption:


Congrats Jeff! You won a set of Whiskey Stones.

Via: Memepix

We want to know all of your thoughts and feelings. Please share them in great detail below.
  • Jenni Chasteen

    Special skills? I can dispense soft serve from my nose.

  • Mike Newman

    That snot Breyers

  • Jeffy

    Look ma’ no hands!

  • Scotto

    Smells like cold.

  • Angela Vazquez

    Little did he know this was Andrew Zimmern’s next Bizarre Food.

  • Sara Lunsford


  • Jeff

    Don’t ask for sprinkles!

  • Jeff

    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but pick my nose and icecream!

  • Paul Robinson

    Only works in Ulster/Scots dialect – “The snotters are blindin’ me.”

  • stephen jacklyn

    well, they say feed a cold, starve a fever…

  • Guest

    They said that mint is good for a blocked nose…

  • Jess

    They said that mint is good for a blocked nose….

  • Katie Anne

    That your ice cream cone? No, it’s snot.

  • carole

    The nose knows which ice cream tastes best!

  • chris durso

    Attack of the Cones.

  • Idjy

    First DNA mutations finally showing (off) after Fukushima.

  • Idjy

    iScream: now with Apple falvor.

  • Isaiah

    The right one is chocolate.

  • Thomas

    “Greetings from Yoko & Miko the conjoint twins.”

  • mr.u

    “I shouldn’t have snorted all that Tobasco sauce.”

  • BrianC

    The aliens have been developing very clever probe methods lately.

  • jaxon allen

    Mary just found a solution to sharing.

  • jaxon allen

    They say that taste is 70% smell!

  • jaxon allen

    An asian-fusion take on gelato

  • Nick Hayes Woodward

    Sorry mom, i thought you said “there will be nose creaming at the park.”

  • Kerel

    Mom… I know you said I shouldn’t eat them… but this one’s special

  • Future ENT Specialist

  • Grace

    She nose a good thing when she sees it.

  • Becca

    Balance the important things in life with your head only. Well done grasshopper.

  • Nick Hayes Woodward

    nose creaming at the park

  • Nick Hayes Woodward

    there’s always room for ice cream

  • Nick Hayes Woodward

    i scream, you scream, we all scream for you to not do that!

  • tdaustin

    Look Ma, No Hands!

  • Charlie R Schott

    I made an “A” on my test today

  • Steve Gee

    You think it’s soft serve, but it’snot!

  • Emily Foereal

    The original nose candy.

  • Maria Gemma

    You may think it’s ice cream but it’ snot!

  • Jasmine Davis

    look Dad, no hands!

  • Johnny

    Smells as good as it tastes, mmmmmmm.

  • Niles Aronson

    Lai Ming suffered from a serious sinus infection that caused her to have an excruciating painful brain freeze.

  • Jasmine Davis

    Brain freeze, brought to you by the nostral. Don’t limit your self.

  • Donna Meyer

    It’s snot what you eat but how you eat it!

  • Emily Foereal

    The original nose candy.

  • Jasmine Davis

    It’s snot what it looks like!

  • lianne

    The flake is already up there….

  • Jasmine Davis

    51 ways to stop a sneeze!

  • Jflo

    “Boogers were getting too hot up there…”

  • Jasmine Davis

    I dare you to lick it now…..

  • justin lawrie

    kids all over the world are hooked on the new drug called conecaine! it be the shit!

  • Holly Gates

    “This brain freeze thing sounds fun, I’ll give it a go!”

  • Jasmine Davis

    How little sisters keep siblings from stealing.

  • Jasmine Davis

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for nose cream!

  • Jasmine Davis

    Brother said it tastes better this way….brother lies

  • Antoinette Linklater

    New way to dig for nuggets and add tasty toppings to delicious ice cream.

  • Holly Gates

    “Ahhhh that’s so much better”

  • Jasmine Davis


  • Sara

    I heard it hits you faster if you snort it!

  • Paula

    Parents Beware…CONE SNIFFING…trending amongst today’s pre-K’ers to achieve maximum brain freeze rush, often followed by
    spinning in circles then passing out.

  • Jasmine Davis

    Some kids, prefer marbles, some rocks, my daughter prefers soft serve.

  • Rob Thibodeau

    Forget Invisibility, this is hands down the best SUPER POWER ever!

  • Job Tyler Leach

    You should see where she put the sprinkles!

  • jody

    I love the Booger Sugar!

  • Jasmine Davis

    I dare you……

  • Jasmine Davis

    I double scoop dare you!

  • Jasmine Davis

    But Dad, elephants use their nose!

  • Jasmine Davis

    It’s a phase, they said. She’ll stop for ice cream they said.

  • Clutterer

    I got 99 problems…

  • Guest

    Look mommy, ice cream is exploaring my nose again!

  • Marina Ucakar

    Look mommy, ice cream is exploring my nose again!

  • Sara Renee Potter

    No wonder we all scream.

  • I hope she nose about brain freeze!

  • Sara Renee Potter

    Dairy Queen expose about where the ‘other guys’ ice cream comes from.

  • Sara Renee Potter

    Greatest gifted ‘X-Men’ of all time.

  • Justin Teeter

    snose cones for those who love brain freeze.

  • Kristin Bennett

    “I’ll take the brain freeze first, please!”

  • Kara

    Mum said I’m not allowed to eat it.. technically this isn’t eating it!

  • Rami Kayvan

    The new Chinese ice cream dispensers have caused quite a stir

  • 4lr1ght

    Asian girl gettin’ twisted

  • Lyela

    Its snot icecream that woke me up.

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