This one of a kind Venus of Cupertino iPad Docking Station was designed by Scott Eaton. It doesn’t look like Scott’s the only one who’s been Eaton, know what I’m sayin?! Me, I’m talking about me. Note the spaghetti stains on my shirt and my purple Kool-Aid mustache. So what if our girl Venus over here is a little roundish in the, uh, everywhere region? My only complaint would be that she’s got her teeties resting on the damn iPad, blocking the bottom portion of the screen. Where the keyboard is. Venus — this is EXACTLY why I can never tell what the f*** you’ve texted me!