The Pertpetual Calendar keeps track of the days, weeks, months and years between now and 2030. I don’t even know if I’m gonna make it till then. With all the money I could save on calendars over the next 14 years, I might be able to scrape together enough dough to buy one of those “Hang In There!” posters. You know, the one that was prominently featured in your guidance counselor’s office, the kitty clinging desperately to a tree branch? Such a profound analogy for this journey we call life. Plus, adorable. I’ve always wanted to hang one in my home office. Home office being my bedroom. I’m writing in my jammies, y’all!