We haven’t seen a musical instrument this cool since… well since earlier this week when you showed you the Shark Ukulele. The Super Mario guitar is the perfect gift for nerdy gamers who need to improve their dating game just a smidge. Obviously playing guitar makes you way more popular with the ladies, so you get points there. But if you’re trying to impress potential dates, playing the World 1-2 theme on a Mario shaped guitar might not be the way to do it. Unless of course you’re trying to woo a fellow gamer… which is totally possible. Gamer girls aren’t ACTUALLY as rare as unicorns. They’re more like big foot—
hairy and smelly people have heard of them, but there aren’t a lot of real sightings.