In this video, youtube user Hickok45 proves there’s more than one way to carve a pumpkin. He carves his pumpking by shooting in the face! Yeah, it’s super dangerous, so no, you shouldn’t try this at home. But the end result is way better than any pumpkin I’ve ever carved. My Jack-O-Lanterns always end up looking wonky as all hell. So bad, in fact, every year the neighborhood kids TP my place and throw eggs at my car. Which is EXTREMELY wasteful. Think about it — there are people out there who don’t have TP or eggs. They have to wipe their tushies with newspaper and eat grody egg substitute that comes out of a carton! And here these kids are, just tossing out perfectly good TP and breaking eggs all willy nillly. Monsters! You should be ashamed of yourselves.