Let me guess — you always wanted a ukulele but you just don’t have the room to keep it? Man, that’s depressing! You must live in a reeeaaaaally small place, cause ukulele’s are pretty tiny! You’re probably poor and can’t afford a ukulele and you’re just saying you don’t have the space, because you’re embarrassed. Me? I’m totally poor! I gave a cigarette butt to a homeless man in exchange for a half-eaten bag of Skittles. The joke’s on him, because I found that butt in an ash tray outside the bus station! Lord knows those Skittles were legit, I finished them off two days ago and I’m feeling fine. But if you actually have $85 lying around (damn, MoneyBags McGullicutty!) and the desire to finally own a four-stringed teeny guitar thing, then this Folding Ukulele is just for you! The kit was designed by origami expert, Brian Chen and includes everything you need to put together your very own ukulele and it easily folds up for storage. Ooh, now play “Tip Toe Through The Tulips”!