Get it? Titillating? Like tits? Yeah, I’m totally with you — I wish I came up with it myself, too. Color My Boobs! is a coloring book for adults. Orrrr 13 year old boys who are grounded from the internet, but still need their boobie fix. The product site says that the book features varieties representing every shape and size of breasticle you can imagine. And I KNOW you can imagine all kinds because you’re a total perv. They’ve got em all, from perky plastic fakers to bouncy natural ones, from itty bitty titties to tig ole bitties. But hopefully no sloppy jaloppies. Those… would just make coloring depressing. And if there’s one thing coloring should never be, it’s depressing. Also, outside the lines.